Seems only appropriate that a little alcohol would result in weird dreams to begin 2011. Here we go:
1. I am somewhere in eastern Europe, watching a runway of swimsuit models. One girl is wearing a thong bikini swimsuit. The bottom is backwards. Yes, the little patch is in back and the "string" runs up the front!
2. I am in a car with my wife, sitting behind another car, but not moving. The wife asks, "What do you think this is? A "potential traffic stop light"? The car in front is empty; parked.
Have a safe new year, all. And I am planning to keep such weirdness to my dreams only.